Bees

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Yes Peter.

Well you don't need to look for weird things if you eat meat.

How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than beans,
do you think they're weird?

Lentils are less common.

Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

Prove it?

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:02:22 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Yes Peter.

Well you don't need to look for weird things if you eat meat.

How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than
beans,
do you think they're weird?

Lentils are less common.

Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

IAWTP

[Phil Kyle]

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:02:22 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Yes Peter.

Well you don't need to look for weird things if you eat meat.

How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than
beans,
do you think they're weird?

Lentils are less common.

Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

IAWTP

Common as muck.
--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than
beans,
do you think they're weird?

Lentils are less common.

Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

[Wobblemetits]

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

I CAN SMEL A UNDESIRUBBEL IN ARE MISTS

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

I CAN SMEL A UNDESIRUBBEL IN ARE MISTS

TAHTS HIZ FEAT!

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

I CAN SMEL A UNDESIRUBBEL IN ARE MISTS

TAHTS HIZ FEAT!

EVRYWON NOES PACKYS DONED WASH, ***@PACKYPETE

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

I CAN SMEL A UNDESIRUBBEL IN ARE MISTS

TAHTS HIZ FEAT!

***@PETERMcPACKY!

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

I CAN SMEL A UNDESIRUBBEL IN ARE MISTS

TAHTS HIZ FEAT!

LOLOLOLOL HOW IS TIHS? "HE MAN YEW CAN HAV A FLASH AT MI WILLY FUR TO
NYNTIENYN NO NO NO WON NYNTINYN"





PETERMcPACKY IN TEH KILT!!

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

I CAN SMEL A UNDESIRUBBEL IN ARE MISTS

TAHTS HIZ FEAT!

LOLOLOLOL HOW IS TIHS? "HE MAN YEW CAN HAV A FLASH AT MI WILLY FUR TO
NYNTIENYN NO NO NO WON NYNTINYN"
PETERMcPACKY IN TEH KILT!!

OCHE AYE TEH PACKY!

[Phil Kyle]

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:15:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

I think you'll find that globally lentils are very common.

i weren't talking about bleedin foreigners!

YOR FORREN, YEW NIGER!

Nigering is impossible in Scotland - there is no sun.

BLOO NIGERS!

I CAN SMEL A UNDESIRUBBEL IN ARE MISTS

TAHTS HIZ FEAT!

LOLOLOLOL HOW IS TIHS? "HE MAN YEW CAN HAV A FLASH AT MI WILLY FUR TO
NYNTIENYN NO NO NO WON NYNTINYN"
PETERMcPACKY IN TEH KILT!!

OCHE AYE TEH PACKY!

Racialists!
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Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:02:22 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Well you don't need to look for weird things if you eat meat.

How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than
beans,
do you think they're weird?

Back on the subject of bees, 35 more have perished heheheheh!

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*
Tinkerbell

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He probably pulls wings off flies

No, but I spray them with just enough insecticide so they die slowly.
Or electrocute them so they lose their sense of steering and keep
smashing into stuff.

and stretches worms to record their
breaking point as well...

Far too geeky.

There's a fine line and you cross it regularly.

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:14:15 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than
beans,
do you think they're weird?

Back on the subject of bees, 35 more have perished heheheheh!

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*
Tinkerbell

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He probably pulls wings off flies and stretches worms to record their
breaking point as well...
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I don't want to think about him stretching his worm, thank you ;o)

You just did. We were talking about animals, but you had to imagine
something naughty.

PK fucking B!

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:14:15 +0100, Tinkerbell

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*
Tinkerbell

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He probably pulls wings off flies and stretches worms to record their
breaking point as well...
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I don't want to think about him stretching his worm, thank you ;o)

You just did. We were talking about animals, but you had to imagine
something naughty.

PK fucking B!

There is no rule stating a P cannot call a K B. The P being B does not
in any way reduce the amount that the K is B.

Err, geek alert!

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I don't want to think about him stretching his worm, thank you ;o)

You just did. We were talking about animals, but you had to imagine
something naughty.

PK fucking B!

There is no rule stating a P cannot call a K B. The P being B does not
in any way reduce the amount that the K is B.

Err, geek alert!

Why?

Why what?

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PK fucking B!

There is no rule stating a P cannot call a K B. The P being B does not
in any way reduce the amount that the K is B.

Err, geek alert!

Why?

Why what?

Why is that geeky?

Read it again.

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Err, geek alert!

Why?

Why what?

Why is that geeky?

Read it again.

How would you have explained it?

Not in the physics teacher stylee, complete with tweed jacket and blue
cords.

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On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 20:56:55 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:14:15 +0100, Tinkerbell

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You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures.
Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*
Tinkerbell

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He probably pulls wings off flies and stretches worms to record their
breaking point as well...
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I don't want to think about him stretching his worm, thank you ;o)

You just did. We were talking about animals, but you had to imagine
something naughty.

You got me there.

So - stop imagining my genitalia.

Perish the thought, too tiny a subject.

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On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 20:56:55 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 19:14:15 +0100, Tinkerbell

I don't want to think about him stretching his worm, thank you ;o)

You just did. We were talking about animals, but you had to imagine
something naughty.

You got me there.

So - stop imagining my genitalia.

Perish the thought, too tiny a subject.

Stop trying to get me to compare willies with you you pervert.

HOW IZ BEST WILLY?

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On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 20:56:55 +0100, Tinkerbell

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You got me there.

So - stop imagining my genitalia.

Perish the thought, too tiny a subject.

Stop trying to get me to compare willies with you you pervert.

HOW IZ BEST WILLY?

What's that in English?

Tsk. HOW IZ BEST WILLY?

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:21:59 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:02:22 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Yes Peter.

Well you don't need to look for weird things if you eat meat.

How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than beans,
do you think they're weird?

Back on the subject of bees, 35 more have perished heheheheh!

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat (especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

I love Bees me but if they pose a threat then why don't you put the
birds indoors until the bees leave? Or during daylight hours?

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:21:59 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

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How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than beans,
do you think they're weird?

Back on the subject of bees, 35 more have perished heheheheh!

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat (especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

I love Bees me but if they pose a threat then why don't you put the
birds indoors until the bees leave? Or during daylight hours?

They only go out during daylight hours, they like to be in here with me
when it's dark.
And they will be there for months, I ain't locking the birds inside that
long.
I was considering flooding the nest with insecticide, but I'd probably
either end up with loads of half dead bees all over the lawn, or an
angry swarm chasing me around.

Pour petrol down it and torch it.

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:21:59 +0100, Tinkerbell

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

I love Bees me but if they pose a threat then why don't you put the
birds indoors until the bees leave? Or during daylight hours?

They only go out during daylight hours, they like to be in here with me
when it's dark.
And they will be there for months, I ain't locking the birds inside that
long.
I was considering flooding the nest with insecticide, but I'd probably
either end up with loads of half dead bees all over the lawn, or an
angry swarm chasing me around.

Pour petrol down it and torch it.

It's a little close to the foundations of the house. And I've seen
this: http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2196

Have you watched every vid on that site?

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On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:21:59 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:02:22 +0100, Tinkerbell

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Yes Peter.

Well you don't need to look for weird things if you eat meat.

How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than beans,
do you think they're weird?

Back on the subject of bees, 35 more have perished heheheheh!

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat (especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

Put the birds indoors and let them out at night?

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You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

Chucks will eat anything, they're hard as fook, don't worry about them.

[Tinkerbell]

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You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the
mouth I guess.

Chucks will eat anything, they're hard as fook, don't worry about them.

Including my sodding courgette plants *sigh*

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You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting
you on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard
because of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung
inside the mouth I guess.

Chucks will eat anything, they're hard as fook, don't worry about them.

Including my sodding courgette plants *sigh*

Hehe :-)

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You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

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They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

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Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

That's odd, loads of people have said it's one of the best, along with
the likes of giganews. Try Clara - they always worked for me.

No, I've paid now.

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My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

That's odd, loads of people have said it's one of the best, along with
the likes of giganews. Try Clara - they always worked for me.

No, I've paid now.

Kick up a fuss. You might get some free time or something.

You're joking, I'm lucky if I get an automated response.

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Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

That's odd, loads of people have said it's one of the best, along with the
likes of giganews. Try Clara - they always worked for me.

I offered he could use mine, all he would have to do is pay me back with
sexual favours but damn tut LOL

You never mentioned sexual favours ;-)

[Wobblemetits]

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Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

That's odd, loads of people have said it's one of the best, along with
the likes of giganews. Try Clara - they always worked for me.

I offered he could use mine, all he would have to do is pay me back with
sexual favours but damn tut LOL

You never mentioned sexual favours ;-)

That was the clause in the Contract. Why do you want to use it now?? ;o)

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Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

That's odd, loads of people have said it's one of the best, along with
the likes of giganews. Try Clara - they always worked for me.

I offered he could use mine, all he would have to do is pay me back with
sexual favours but damn tut LOL

You never mentioned sexual favours ;-)

That was the clause in the Contract. Why do you want to use it now?? ;o)

It depends what you want doing?

[Wobblemetits]

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Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

That's odd, loads of people have said it's one of the best, along with
the likes of giganews. Try Clara - they always worked for me.

I offered he could use mine, all he would have to do is pay me back with
sexual favours but damn tut LOL

You never mentioned sexual favours ;-)

That was the clause in the Contract. Why do you want to use it now?? ;o)

It depends what you want doing?

Your not bumming me Mista!! :o)

[Phil Kyle]

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They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think
of them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting
you on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard
because of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung
inside the mouth
I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Teranews or plusnet?

Terablenews.

I remember them, before they chucked me off, the cunts.
--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

[Tinkerbell]

Post by PMD

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you
on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the
mouth I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Are you not getting everything?

[PMD]

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting
you on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard
because of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung
inside the mouth I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Are you not getting everything?

No I'm not, are you having trouble?

[Tinkerbell]

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures. Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting
you on purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard
because of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung
inside the mouth I guess.

My newserver is a joke btw.

Are you not getting everything?

No I'm not, are you having trouble?

Nope, all's well on mine.

[PMD]

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:12:38 +0100, Tinkerbell

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures.
Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you on
purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

I wonder why the chicken was ok? I suppose if it just swallowed it
without crushing the sting, then the stomach acid might neutralise or
dilute it.
Not very safe though, I shall continue to kill the little bastards.

Chickens are tough, unlike their image.

[PMD]

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:12:38 +0100, Tinkerbell

You're horrible Peter :o( Bees are lovely, sociable creatures.
Wasps I
have a problem with but still wouldn't kill unless under attack. Bees
though...*shakes head at you*

They have stings, and are in the aviary, so pose a threat
(especially as
the parrrots try to catch them).

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you on
purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

I wonder why the chicken was ok? I suppose if it just swallowed it
without crushing the sting, then the stomach acid might neutralise or
dilute it.
Not very safe though, I shall continue to kill the little bastards.

Twat.

[PMD]

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:12:38 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

My chickens have had one, they didn't get stung. Hmm, didn't think of
them as a threat to birds.

Why wouldn't they get stung? Does the bee have to actually sting you on
purpose, or can you get stung by crushing a dead one?

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

I wonder why the chicken was ok? I suppose if it just swallowed it
without crushing the sting, then the stomach acid might neutralise or
dilute it.
Not very safe though, I shall continue to kill the little bastards.

Twat.

It's their fault for being a threat. They are possible terrorists. I
must have muslim bees.

Don't generalise the bees man!

[PMD]

Post by PMD

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:12:38 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

<snip>

Post by PMD

You can get stung by a dead one. Stinging a bird would be hard because
of the feathers, but if they ate it they could be stung inside the mouth
I guess.

I wonder why the chicken was ok? I suppose if it just swallowed it
without crushing the sting, then the stomach acid might neutralise or
dilute it.
Not very safe though, I shall continue to kill the little bastards.

Twat.

It's their fault for being a threat. They are possible terrorists. I
must have muslim bees.

Don't generalise the bees man!

I cannot distinguish between one bee and another, so they all die
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Got 20 more today. They put up one hell of a fight
against the insecticide.

"Hello, yeh, is that the RSPCA? Yep it's Hooker, he's gone off on one
again. Bring the nets and the cattle prod"

[PMD]

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

Twat.

It's their fault for being a threat. They are possible terrorists. I
must have muslim bees.

Don't generalise the bees man!

I cannot distinguish between one bee and another, so they all die
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Got 20 more today. They put up one hell of a fight
against the insecticide.

"Hello, yeh, is that the RSPCA? Yep it's Hooker, he's gone off on one
again. Bring the nets and the cattle prod"

Bees ain't a protected species.

Actually I think they are. In fact, they are.

[PMD]

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 01:03:00 +0100, Tinkerbell

Are you vegan now?

No, semi. I still eat fish, shellfish and crustaceans, although I've
gone off prawns at the mo.

But no milk, cheese, yoghurt, cream?

Correctamundo, fuck I'm Alna Partride! ;-)

Is that Alan's long-lost sister ;o)

Why would his sister have a slightly different surname?

She's dyslexic.

[PMD]

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate of
chainsaw brilliance :-)

[PMD]

<snip>

Post by PMD

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate of
chainsaw brilliance :-)

How can you have chainsaw brilliance? It's not the most complicated of
things to operate.

Oh dear me laddie, there's more to chainsaws than you think. That
Bigjobs who used to post here, he bought one and inadvertently severed
his own head. Not here anymore is he?

[PMD]

<snip>

Post by PMD

<snip>

<snip>

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate of
chainsaw brilliance :-)

How can you have chainsaw brilliance? It's not the most complicated of
things to operate.

Oh dear me laddie, there's more to chainsaws than you think. That
Bigjobs who used to post here, he bought one and inadvertently severed
his own head. Not here anymore is he?

Seriously?

Yep.

[Phil Kyle]

Post by PMD

<snip>

Post by PMD

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

How can you have chainsaw brilliance? It's not the most complicated of
things to operate.

Oh dear me laddie, there's more to chainsaws than you think. That
Bigjobs who used to post here, he bought one and inadvertently severed
his own head. Not here anymore is he?

ROFFLE!
--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

[Tinkerbell]

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate of
chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

[PMD]

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

Who lives under the weighbridge?

[Tinkerbell]

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with
a chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

Who lives under the weighbridge?

Trolls?

[PMD]

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with
a chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

Who lives under the weighbridge?

Trolls?

Oh no, not Steve Leyland.

[ah]

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with
a chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

Who lives under the weighbridge?

Trolls?

Oh no, not Steve Leyland.

All hail Steve Leyland!

[PMD]

Post by ah

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with
a chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

Who lives under the weighbridge?

Trolls?

Oh no, not Steve Leyland.

All hail Steve Leyland!

No, shuttup.

[Steve Leyland]

PMD wrote:
: ah wrote:
:
:: PMD wrote:
::
::: Tinkerbell wrote:
:::
:::
:::: PMD wrote:
::::
::::
::::: Tinkerbell wrote:
:::::
:::::
:::::: PMD wrote:
::::::
::::::
::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
:::::::
:::::::
:::::::: On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 11:44:11 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com>
:::::::: wrote:
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::: On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 01:46:35 +0100, ah
:::::::::: <***@gmail.com> wrote:
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::: On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 02:45:54 +0100, ah
:::::::::::: <***@gmail.com> wrote:
::::::::::::
::::::::::::
::::::::::::: A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable
::::::::::::: bits ;)
::::::::::::
::::::::::::
::::::::::::
::::::::::::
::::::::::::
::::::::::::
:::::::::::: YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
::::::::::: You bought a new hammer, didn't you?
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
:::::::::: I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
:::::::::: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
::::::::: I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
:::::::::
::::::::: Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut
::::::::: with a chainsaw.
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
:::::::: They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's
:::::::: less boring.
::::::::
:::::::
::::::: I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a
::::::: certificate of chainsaw brilliance :-)
::::::
::::::
::::::
::::::
::::::
:::::: I have a weighbridge operaters license.
::::::
::::::
:::::
::::: Who lives under the weighbridge?
::::
::::
:::: Trolls?
::::
::::
:::
::: Oh no, not Steve Leyland.
::
::
:: All hail Steve Leyland!
:
: No, shuttup.

lack of hailing me noted.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

The Lawyer's Creed: "A man is innocent until proven broke."
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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[Phil Kyle]

Post by Steve Leyland
:::::::::: On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 01:46:35 +0100, ah
:::::::::::: On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 02:45:54 +0100, ah
::::::::::::: A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable
::::::::::::: bits ;)
:::::::::::: YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!
::::::::::: You bought a new hammer, didn't you?
:::::::::: I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
:::::::::: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
::::::::: I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
::::::::: Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut
::::::::: with a chainsaw.
:::::::: They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's
:::::::: less boring.
::::::: I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a
::::::: certificate of chainsaw brilliance :-)
:::::: I have a weighbridge operaters license.
::::: Who lives under the weighbridge?
:::: Trolls?
::: Oh no, not Steve Leyland.
:: All hail Steve Leyland!
: No, shuttup.
lack of hailing me noted.

Hail hail hail, lalalalala la la!
--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

[ah]

Post by Phil Kyle

Post by Steve Leyland
:::::::::: On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 01:46:35 +0100, ah
:::::::::::: On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 02:45:54 +0100, ah
::::::::::::: A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable
::::::::::::: bits ;)
:::::::::::: YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!
::::::::::: You bought a new hammer, didn't you?
:::::::::: I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
:::::::::: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
::::::::: I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
::::::::: Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut
::::::::: with a chainsaw.
:::::::: They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's
:::::::: less boring.
::::::: I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a
::::::: certificate of chainsaw brilliance :-)
:::::: I have a weighbridge operaters license.
::::: Who lives under the weighbridge?
:::: Trolls?
::: Oh no, not Steve Leyland.
:: All hail Steve Leyland!
: No, shuttup.
lack of hailing me noted.

Hail hail hail, lalalalala la la!

Thunder thunder thunder, rumble rum ble

[Steve Leyland]

ah wrote:
: PMD wrote:
:: Tinkerbell wrote:
::
::: PMD wrote:
:::
:::: Tinkerbell wrote:
::::
::::: PMD wrote:
:::::
:::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
::::::
::::::: On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 11:44:11 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com>
::::::: wrote:
:::::::
:::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
::::::::
::::::::: On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 01:46:35 +0100, ah <***@gmail.com>
::::::::: wrote:
:::::::::
:::::::::: Peter Hucker wrote:
::::::::::
::::::::::: On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 02:45:54 +0100, ah
::::::::::: <***@gmail.com> wrote:
:::::::::::
:::::::::::: A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable
:::::::::::: bits ;)
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
:::::::::::
::::::::::: YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
::::::::::
:::::::::: You bought a new hammer, didn't you?
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
:::::::::
::::::::: I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
::::::::: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
::::::::
:::::::: I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
::::::::
:::::::: Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut
:::::::: with a chainsaw.
:::::::
:::::::
:::::::
:::::::
:::::::
:::::::
::::::: They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's
::::::: less boring.
:::::::
::::::
:::::: I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a
:::::: certificate of chainsaw brilliance :-)
:::::
:::::
:::::
:::::
:::::
::::: I have a weighbridge operaters license.
:::::
:::::
::::
:::: Who lives under the weighbridge?
:::
:::
::: Trolls?
:::
:::
::
:: Oh no, not Steve Leyland.
:
: All hail Steve Leyland!
All hail me!2
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

The proctologist called... they found your head.
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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[ah]

Post by Steve Leyland
::::::::::: On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 02:45:54 +0100, ah
:::::::::::: A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable
:::::::::::: bits ;)
::::::::::: YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!
:::::::::: You bought a new hammer, didn't you?
::::::::: I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
::::::::: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
:::::::: I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
:::::::: Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut
:::::::: with a chainsaw.
::::::: They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's
::::::: less boring.
:::::: I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a
:::::: certificate of chainsaw brilliance :-)
::::: I have a weighbridge operaters license.
:::: Who lives under the weighbridge?
::: Trolls?
:: Oh no, not Steve Leyland.
: All hail Steve Leyland!
All hail me!2

Sorry, Steve: no cascading in demon.local

btw, All hail Steve Leyland!

[Phil Kyle]

Post by Steve Leyland
::::::::::: On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 02:45:54 +0100, ah
:::::::::::: A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable
:::::::::::: bits ;)
::::::::::: YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!
:::::::::: You bought a new hammer, didn't you?
::::::::: I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
::::::::: HEHEHEHEHE!!!!
:::::::: I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
:::::::: Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut
:::::::: with a chainsaw.
::::::: They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's
::::::: less boring.
:::::: I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a
:::::: certificate of chainsaw brilliance :-)
::::: I have a weighbridge operaters license.
:::: Who lives under the weighbridge?
::: Trolls?
:: Oh no, not Steve Leyland.
: All hail Steve Leyland!
All hail me!2

All hail him!3
--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

[Phil Kyle]

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

Who lives under the weighbridge?

Wayne.
--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

[PMD]

Post by Phil Kyle

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

A garden is heavy; that's why we break it into manageable bits ;)

YEAH COOL BREAK IT BREAK IT YEAH SMASH YEAH EHEHEHEHEEH!

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL
HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less boring.

I have a chainsaw certificate and no not a receipt but a certificate
of chainsaw brilliance :-)

I have a weighbridge operaters license.

Who lives under the weighbridge?

Wayne.

Wayne Bridge?

[PMD]

Post by PMD

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:03:04 +0100, Tinkerbell

How the fuck are lentils 'weird things'? They're no weirder than beans,
do you think they're weird?

Lentils are less common.

Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

Prove it?

They are heard about a lot more often - especially if you include baked
beans.

Why do you make such unqualified statements only to be shouted down and
harangued?

[PMD]

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

Prove it?

They are heard about a lot more often - especially if you include baked
beans.

Why do you make such unqualified statements only to be shouted down and
harangued?

Why do you behave like a geek and require everything to have evidence
posted?

To avoid bullshit?

[PMD]

<snip>

Post by PMD

<snip>

<snip>

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

Post by PMD
Prove it?

They are heard about a lot more often - especially if you include baked
beans.

Why do you make such unqualified statements only to be shouted down and
harangued?

Why do you behave like a geek and require everything to have evidence
posted?

To avoid bullshit?

You are beginning to sound like a uk.misc person.

Think I'll subscribe.

[PMD]

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

Post by PMD
Why do you make such unqualified statements only to be shouted down and
harangued?

Why do you behave like a geek and require everything to have evidence
posted?

To avoid bullshit?

You are beginning to sound like a uk.misc person.

Think I'll subscribe.

You'll be killfiled within minutes. They are extremely fussy.

I know, I've never had a reply off them.

[PMD]

<snip>

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

Post by PMD
To avoid bullshit?

You are beginning to sound like a uk.misc person.

Think I'll subscribe.

You'll be killfiled within minutes. They are extremely fussy.

I know, I've never had a reply off them.

I think you're already killfiled. There have been crossposts into
there, so you're already known to them.

Jesus, they're trigger happy in there. Do they read your posts?

[Phil Kyle]

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 15:20:49 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

Post by PMD

Post by PMD

Rubbish!

It's true - beans are a far more common food.

Prove it?

They are heard about a lot more often - especially if you include
baked beans.

Why do you make such unqualified statements only to be shouted down
and harangued?

Why do you behave like a geek and require everything to have evidence
posted?

To avoid bullshit?

Better stop talking to Hucker then.
--
Phil Kyle™
Uno
Dos
Tres
Cuatro
CINCO!!!!!!

"Be very aware that my willingness
to continue to criticise your sig
is infinite." -- Neil Barker

[PMD]

<snip>

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less
boring.

I helped (I and two other fellows) build a 300m^2, two-level house last
year--from the foundation, up.
The experience was anything but boring.

Is it still standing?

Does it wobble?

[ah]

Post by PMD

<snip>

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less
boring.

I helped (I and two other fellows) build a 300m^2, two-level house last
year--from the foundation, up.
The experience was anything but boring.

Is it still standing?

Does it wobble?

Shuttup.

[PMD]

Post by ah

Post by PMD

<snip>

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less
boring.

I helped (I and two other fellows) build a 300m^2, two-level house last
year--from the foundation, up.
The experience was anything but boring.

Is it still standing?

Does it wobble?

Shuttup.

No you.

[ah]

Post by PMD

Post by ah

Post by PMD

<snip>

You bought a new hammer, didn't you?

I have many destructive weapons. Chainsaw YEHAH COOL HEHEHEHEHE!!!!

I love chainsaws, but I hate treework.
Buddy of mine built his house entirely from rough timbers cut with a
chainsaw.

They cut through stuff so easily you get more achieved so it's less
boring.

I helped (I and two other fellows) build a 300m^2, two-level house last
year--from the foundation, up.
The experience was anything but boring.

Is it still standing?

Does it wobble?

Shuttup.

No you.

Aha! Thought you could catch me out!

[PMD]

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:17:54 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 11:33:11 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

Make your own.

Is it worth the effort? It'll taste shite I know it ;-) Ever tried
it?

Nope, I've made my own cheese with milk, but not with soy.

i misread that as "I've only made cheese with my own milk". Actually -
have you tried?

No, it would take quite a while to pump the required amount, and I'm not
sure it would work as it's got a different fat content to cows milk. I'm
pretty sur I've read that you can't make yoghurt with it for some
reason. I do have a recipe for Mothers Milk Soap, but haven't made it as
I never bother pumping.

Sorry, those last three words had me in hysterics. Sounds like
something out of a James Bond movie.

Never bother pumping? A lactating 007?!

James Boob?

[Tinkerbell]

Post by PMD

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:17:54 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 11:33:11 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

Make your own.

Is it worth the effort? It'll taste shite I know it ;-) Ever
tried it?

Nope, I've made my own cheese with milk, but not with soy.

i misread that as "I've only made cheese with my own milk".
Actually -
have you tried?

No, it would take quite a while to pump the required amount, and I'm not
sure it would work as it's got a different fat content to cows milk. I'm
pretty sur I've read that you can't make yoghurt with it for some
reason. I do have a recipe for Mothers Milk Soap, but haven't made it as
I never bother pumping.

Sorry, those last three words had me in hysterics. Sounds like
something out of a James Bond movie.

Never bother pumping? A lactating 007?!

James Boob?

Licensed to feed?

[PMD]

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:17:54 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 11:33:11 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

Make your own.

Is it worth the effort? It'll taste shite I know it ;-) Ever
tried it?

Nope, I've made my own cheese with milk, but not with soy.

i misread that as "I've only made cheese with my own milk".
Actually -
have you tried?

No, it would take quite a while to pump the required amount, and I'm not
sure it would work as it's got a different fat content to cows milk. I'm
pretty sur I've read that you can't make yoghurt with it for some
reason. I do have a recipe for Mothers Milk Soap, but haven't made it as
I never bother pumping.

Sorry, those last three words had me in hysterics. Sounds like
something out of a James Bond movie.

Never bother pumping? A lactating 007?!

James Boob?

Licensed to feed?

The man with the golden tit?

[Tinkerbell]

Post by PMD

Post by Tinkerbell

Post by PMD

On Fri, 08 Jul 2005 21:17:54 +0100, Tinkerbell

On Thu, 07 Jul 2005 11:33:11 +0100, Tinkerbell

<snip>

Make your own.

Is it worth the effort? It'll taste shite I know it ;-) Ever
tried it?

Nope, I've made my own cheese with milk, but not with soy.

i misread that as "I've only made cheese with my own milk".
Actually -
have you tried?

No, it would take quite a while to pump the required amount, and I'm not
sure it would work as it's got a different fat content to cows milk. I'm
pretty sur I've read that you can't make yoghurt with it for some
reason. I do have a recipe for Mothers Milk Soap, but haven't made it as
I never bother pumping.

Sorry, those last three words had me in hysterics. Sounds like
something out of a James Bond movie.

Never bother pumping? A lactating 007?!

James Boob?

Licensed to feed?

The man with the golden tit?

Nipples are Forever.